Mahjong Veterans vs. The Terrifying (and inexperienced) Tag Team Trio

First of all, forgive the silly title. Although to be fair Tau's titles are far sillier.

Tonight we had yet another thrilling game of M-M-M-Mahjong! And yet again Hocchan came out the undisputed victor, whereas Scud, the undisputed ass-licker. We began the night by explaining the rules of Mahjong and training one of our dear friends, whom I shall call Mr. X for the time being. Mr. X had for quite a while wanted to learn how to play this incredible game of skill and endurance and tonight he finally got the opportunity to learn. After a short training session we began the game. At first it was myself against Tau, Hocchan and Scud but after a while, realising that both Gibdo and Mr. X wanted to play too, we decided to tag team. That is, switch out every couple of rounds or so.

As always, luck, or possibly skill, was on that Hocchan no yarou's side. If I am not mistaken he began with a cheap win but started to rack up the points soon thereafter. As for myself, I didn't get any big hands. I only went after the cheap, BARELY LEGAL hands. To be completely honest I stopped playing after a few rounds and left it all up to Gibdo and Mr. X. I was busy playing Street Fighter 4 in the room next door. From what I heard Mr. X managed to get a pretty decent Tsumo, which of course is FANTASTIC. I don't think Scud even won a round. In the end it was Hocchan at the top, Tau second, tag-team trio third, and unsurprisingly Scud yet again placed a pathetic, morale crushing, depression provoking, pitiful, dismal, deplorable, beggarly, worthless and miserable FUCKING last. For a Mahjong veteran he's pretty fucking shit.

Now we only need one more player to get 2 games of Mahjong going at the same time. We've already probably got one too so its all good. After Mahjong we had much fun playing street fighter next door. For a gaming god Tau sure does suck at Street Fighter.

P.S. - Scud.... I'm sorry. Please don't beat me.